Spammers and the Boomin Banana response.

So I just got this message a bit ago on xbox live, and I figured I would share it and my response with you all. Now, I'm no big fish on xbox live. I stick with playing with select people, or a select person as it has been lately, so as you can imagine I don't get a lot of messages from unknown jag offs spamming crap. However, when I do, you can expect me to be an ass to some degree. So I present you with this.

Here is the spamming chode toad's message.

And my reply to said chode toad.

Man, I sure hope I get more of these. Hahahaha!

- Cameron

Battlefield 3: Awesome Game #2 - Tank Dominance

As I was playing Battlefield 3 and recording for the hell of it/to gather footage for my next Adventures in Battlefield video I enjoyed a match on the map Wake Island... If that's not monumental enough, I did kind of well during this match too! It's almost all Tank gameplay, so I hope those of you who enjoy my Battlefield 3 videos enjoy this, and to those who might not have enjoyed them before, give them a try!

 


More Battlefield 3 coming soon, and whatever else I decide is mildly entertaining!

 - Cameron

Boomin Banana Plays: Slender - Part 3

Ok my poor heart can not take playing this game so dang much! I will be putting this game on my back burner for the moment until the game is fully completed, because in it's current state I can't see myself beating it! The Slenderman is reallllllly aggressive! Anyway, enjoy as I make three attempts to overcome the trials of the Slenderman... By that I mean collect his diary pages and have him teenage-rage on me.

 

Shanks for vatching!

 - Cameron

Boomin Banana Plays: Slender - Part 2

Well here is part 2 of this series dedicated to scaring me to death. Seems people enjoy it though, and that's all that matters... RIGHT!? You evil, sick, sadistic little puppies! I hope you're all happy! Hahaha! Enjoy!

 


Thanks for watching, and rest assured I will have this frickin game beat for part 3! Could be the next video, or maybe after whatever I make next.

 - Cameron

Boomin Banana Plays: Slender - Part 1

After a month of torturing myself by reading up on all kinds of Slenderman "facts" I found out that there is an indie game that came out here recently with it in it. So naturally, being that it terrifies the crap out of me, I decided I had to try the game... It definitely delivered. This is the most scared while playing a game that I have ever been. This will become apparent when you hear me screaming at the top of my lungs! Even my cat came up to me to check if I was ok by the end of the video. Hahaha! Enjoy my misery!

 


Thanks for watching!

 - Cameron

Boomin Banana Plays: Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Part 2

Here is the last part of my playthrough of the main story of Amnesia. There are still custom stories that I can try, as well as Amnesia: Justine, so there could be more videos from this game in the future. You can also be sure that I will be playing the sequel A Machine for Pigs as soon as it comes out! Enjoy the video!

 


As always, thanks for watching!

 - Cameron

Hackers: The Douche Bags behind the in-game Avatars

Hello all. This is a soapbox post where I am going to pose a question or two (maybe) about the type of gamer who decides to ruin any given game for everyone, and maybe answer that/those questions since the feedback on this blog is... Well, what feedback? Ha!

So after debating all day as to what I wanted to play, I decided after 3 in the morning to play Borderlands. Brilliant game, cannot compliment it enough, and I would say that if I were to make a list of my top -insert number here- favorite games of all time, that it would be up towards that tippy top. Since I can never seem to pick official favorites in any order I doubt you will ever see me do that, but nonetheless it has been a favorite of mine since it came out in 2009. The looting, the shooting, the RPG skill trees, the bazillions of guns, the art style, and the fantastic humor of this game make it a perfect game for me to just play. Sure, if I get some stupid teammates, or lag, it can get frustrating, and you can guarantee to see a Borderlands video of me just having a good time in the near future, but I noticed that playing it relaxed me. I tore through hundreds of enemies and picked up all the loot that I could get my grubby little hands on, and I was having such a great time for the first time in a while! Then... The douche bags came out in full force. With their game ruining modded shields that have nearly infinite capacity, and their modded guns that kill every single enemy in one shot, they are just the worst thing about Borderlands and any other game they decide to ruin by hacking. I mean the point of video games is to have a good time, yes, and if they have to go to means outside of the game to create items and weapons to make themselves far stronger than the game ever intended anyone to be then so be it. But to ruin someone else's experience with your false items is very uncool.

I have beaten that game up and down, left and right, and any other way that one can think of several times over. So it's not like I'm trying to make progress in the game on my own. I'm the top level, I have great equipment, guns, class mods, grenade mods, and shields that were all gotten from loot drops or loot chests in-game. I have a blast playing in my single player campaign even though the enemies are tough and I can still get my ass handed to me from time to time, but that is the point. You learn different ways to overcome the stuff that the game throws at you. A different strategy, different gun with a different ammo type, or running the enemy over with a vehicle and laughing maniacally while doing so, not going to your computer and booting up a program that modifies your save game to include crazy guns that you create. If Gearbox intended for you to be able to do that, they would have released an official version.

I am just perplexed as to why anyone would do this? There is no sense of competition, though every asshole I get in to a server with seems to think they need to show how cool they are by challenging me to duels to show off the gun that will kill me in one or two shots that they created AND DID NOT FIND IN THE GAME!!! Despite that, there is no counter showing who kills more, there are no rewards for being the best, and no one would care if there were! These people are just lame-o's who think they are cool for using something that breaks in to the game's code and screws over the point of the game. Which is to progress through the story and become stronger as you go along, AND to have a laugh and a good time with your pals, or random people you meet in the game.Simple as that. These people find a need to be the best in-game because in their lives they are not the best and never will be. Or they are just natural born douche knuckle mcshit stains. And those people can bite the big one.

Well all that's left to say about this is that they can all fuck a cactus and pour bleach in their wounded anuses afterwards. Thank you very much for reading, ladies and gentlemen.

Lets all keep the bleach out of our anal cavities, and the hacks out of our games, please?

- Cameron

WHATCHU WAUNT!? WHATCHU WAUNT!? WHATCHU WAUNT!?

Boomin Banana Plays: Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Part 1

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am back! After a rough month, I am back to doing what I enjoy doing. Making lame videos of me freaking out over vidya games. I hope you're as excited as I am! Amnesia is a game I've wanted to play ever since it came out, so now we all get to enjoy me regretting that decision, while simultaneously dirtying a few pairs of underwear! Here it is!





Thanks for watching! Look for another Amnesia video soon

- Cameron